America the great … We lead the world in ….

October 8, 2015 by Sharine Leave a comment

Here are some of the things us American are amazing at we lead the world in:

• Number of obese people
• Soda consumption
• Hours spent watching TV
• Mental disease
• Divorce
• One person households
• Car thief’s
• Motor vehicle death rates
• Time spent in traffic
• Trade deficit
• Student loan debt

… to get out of my student debt

• Mortgage debt
• Credit card debt
• Illegal immigration
• Outrageous security measures
• Incarcerated citizens per capita
• Reported rape
• Reported murder
• Total crimes
• Money given to fake charities

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• Amount of laws
• Teen pregnancy
• STD rate
• Pornography production
• Protesters that chant “Hail Satan”
• Percentage of women taking antidepressants

• Total prescription drug consumption
• Illegal drug use
• Military / military spending
• Exports of arms
• Nuclear test
• Money spent on elections

• Plastic surgery performed
• Amount of lawyers
• Government waste (For example, the U.S. State Department spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes” between 2011 and March 2013.)
• National debt (18.1 Trillion)
• Mass Shootings (55 in 2015 so far that killed 3 or more people)
• Total number of civilian firearms and in per capita ownership of small firearms
• Energy use per person

….So America the great huh ….

So when you ask, “What makes America greatest country in the world?” I don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about!

Sources:

TheTruthWins.com

WallStreetJournal.com

GunPolicy.org

NationMaster.com

ShootingTracker.com